Things I Say While Driving

• Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
• Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
• Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
• Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
• Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
• Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
• Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
• Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
• Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
• Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
• Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
• Me: Nope, roof rack.

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